• Wahala Don Set for Delta! 26-Year-Old Woman Accuses Baby Daddy, Family of Brutal Beatings, Child Neglect

    Wahala don sup for Delta State as a 26-year-old woman, Favour Kalamatoro, has come out with a heartbreaking story of alleged domestic abuse, assault and child neglect by her children’s father and his family.

    Favour, an Urhobo indigene from Obiayagha in Ughelli South, told SaharaReporters that her nightmare began after she went to her children’s father’s house in Udu Local Government Area to check on her two kids. Instead of peace, she said she was attacked by the man, Ikovie Odephiare, his mother, Mrs Ikovie Ekaete, his elder brother, Ikovie Etabunor, and other relatives.

    According to her, she has two children with the man—a four-year-old boy and a seven-month-old baby girl—and has endured years of abuse, abandonment and suffering that pushed her into street begging and menial jobs just to survive.

    Favour revealed that the violence started while she was pregnant with her second child.
    “I was physically assaulted by my children’s father, his mother and his elder brother, all because I went to visit my kids,” she said.

    She alleged that during her pregnancy, she was constantly insulted, starved and beaten.
    “The abuse started when I was seven months pregnant and living in his house. He would insult me, beat me and even starve me, forcing me to go outside and beg for food while I was pregnant,” she narrated.

    Things reportedly got worse when she was eight months pregnant.
    “He beat me until I fainted, threw me out of the house and locked the door. Neighbours rushed me to a clinic, and I almost lost my baby. I survived, but the next day, the beatings continued.”

    Unable to cope anymore, Favour said she left the house with her first child and began hawking sachet water just to feed herself and the boy.
    “I packed my things and left with my four-year-old son. I started selling ‘pure water’ just to survive,” she said.

    She further alleged that after she delivered her second child, the man and his family abandoned her completely.
    “When I gave birth, none of them came to see me. My father and siblings paid all the hospital bills and took care of me and my two children.”

    Although the children’s father later promised her family that he would take responsibility, she said he never fulfilled it.
    “Six months later, he came and told my father he would take care of the children and pay the hospital bills, but he never did.”

    According to Favour, whenever she asked for money to buy baby food or diapers, she was insulted and threatened.
    “He told me not to ask him for anything again and said if I was tired, I should bring the children to him. Later, he told me never to contact him again because he wanted to start a new life and family, while we had nothing to eat.”

    She said she once involved the police in Warri so he could formally agree to support the first child, but after sending ₦15,000 once, he allegedly stopped.
    “He told me I could do my worst, that he was not afraid of the police or anybody.”

    Favour also explained that years of dependence left her without any skills or stable source of income.
    “He left me handicapped. I had no handwork, no business to fall back on. The small business I tried to run was ruined because he kept borrowing money from me.”

    Out of desperation, she said she eventually took the children to their grandmother’s house for care, begging her to feed them. According to her, the woman initially agreed.

    But wahala really burst when she went back to visit her children on Monday, January 10, 2026.
    “When I went to see my children, their father, his mother and elder brother gathered and beat me. They punched me, flogged me with a cane and even a shovel, damaged my phone, and I sustained bruises on my mouth and all over my body,” she alleged.

    Favour said she reported the matter to the police, but before officers could make an arrest, the children’s grandmother reportedly fled with the kids. She added that when police contacted the children’s father, he claimed he was out of town. Officers later discovered that the mother’s shop had been abandoned, allegedly on his instruction.

    As of the time of filing this report, SaharaReporters said attempts to reach Ikovie Odephiare were unsuccessful, with his phone lines reportedly switched off.

    “This is my story,” Favour said. “I am seeking urgent help to protect myself and my children.”

    For many Nigerians reading this, one thing is clear: domestic violence and child neglect remain serious issues, and in this case, wahala don truly set oo for Delta.
    Wahala Don Set for Delta! 26-Year-Old Woman Accuses Baby Daddy, Family of Brutal Beatings, Child Neglect Wahala don sup for Delta State as a 26-year-old woman, Favour Kalamatoro, has come out with a heartbreaking story of alleged domestic abuse, assault and child neglect by her children’s father and his family. Favour, an Urhobo indigene from Obiayagha in Ughelli South, told SaharaReporters that her nightmare began after she went to her children’s father’s house in Udu Local Government Area to check on her two kids. Instead of peace, she said she was attacked by the man, Ikovie Odephiare, his mother, Mrs Ikovie Ekaete, his elder brother, Ikovie Etabunor, and other relatives. According to her, she has two children with the man—a four-year-old boy and a seven-month-old baby girl—and has endured years of abuse, abandonment and suffering that pushed her into street begging and menial jobs just to survive. Favour revealed that the violence started while she was pregnant with her second child. “I was physically assaulted by my children’s father, his mother and his elder brother, all because I went to visit my kids,” she said. She alleged that during her pregnancy, she was constantly insulted, starved and beaten. “The abuse started when I was seven months pregnant and living in his house. He would insult me, beat me and even starve me, forcing me to go outside and beg for food while I was pregnant,” she narrated. Things reportedly got worse when she was eight months pregnant. “He beat me until I fainted, threw me out of the house and locked the door. Neighbours rushed me to a clinic, and I almost lost my baby. I survived, but the next day, the beatings continued.” Unable to cope anymore, Favour said she left the house with her first child and began hawking sachet water just to feed herself and the boy. “I packed my things and left with my four-year-old son. I started selling ‘pure water’ just to survive,” she said. She further alleged that after she delivered her second child, the man and his family abandoned her completely. “When I gave birth, none of them came to see me. My father and siblings paid all the hospital bills and took care of me and my two children.” Although the children’s father later promised her family that he would take responsibility, she said he never fulfilled it. “Six months later, he came and told my father he would take care of the children and pay the hospital bills, but he never did.” According to Favour, whenever she asked for money to buy baby food or diapers, she was insulted and threatened. “He told me not to ask him for anything again and said if I was tired, I should bring the children to him. Later, he told me never to contact him again because he wanted to start a new life and family, while we had nothing to eat.” She said she once involved the police in Warri so he could formally agree to support the first child, but after sending ₦15,000 once, he allegedly stopped. “He told me I could do my worst, that he was not afraid of the police or anybody.” Favour also explained that years of dependence left her without any skills or stable source of income. “He left me handicapped. I had no handwork, no business to fall back on. The small business I tried to run was ruined because he kept borrowing money from me.” Out of desperation, she said she eventually took the children to their grandmother’s house for care, begging her to feed them. According to her, the woman initially agreed. But wahala really burst when she went back to visit her children on Monday, January 10, 2026. “When I went to see my children, their father, his mother and elder brother gathered and beat me. They punched me, flogged me with a cane and even a shovel, damaged my phone, and I sustained bruises on my mouth and all over my body,” she alleged. Favour said she reported the matter to the police, but before officers could make an arrest, the children’s grandmother reportedly fled with the kids. She added that when police contacted the children’s father, he claimed he was out of town. Officers later discovered that the mother’s shop had been abandoned, allegedly on his instruction. As of the time of filing this report, SaharaReporters said attempts to reach Ikovie Odephiare were unsuccessful, with his phone lines reportedly switched off. “This is my story,” Favour said. “I am seeking urgent help to protect myself and my children.” For many Nigerians reading this, one thing is clear: domestic violence and child neglect remain serious issues, and in this case, wahala don truly set oo for Delta.
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  • Kwara Women Protesting Insecurity Attacked by Thugs at Government House as Police Stand By

    A peaceful protest by women in Oke-Ode, Ifelodun LGA, Kwara State, demanding action against kidnappings and insecurity, was violently disrupted by thugs allegedly linked to Governor AbdulRahman AbdulRazaq’s administration. The assailants wielded canes and flogged protesters in front of the Government House while police reportedly failed to intervene. Victims, including elderly women, recounted ongoing kidnappings of family members and accused state authorities of inaction. This incident follows similar attacks on peaceful protesters in Ilorin earlier in 2025, highlighting growing public concern over security failures. @
    Kwara Women Protesting Insecurity Attacked by Thugs at Government House as Police Stand By A peaceful protest by women in Oke-Ode, Ifelodun LGA, Kwara State, demanding action against kidnappings and insecurity, was violently disrupted by thugs allegedly linked to Governor AbdulRahman AbdulRazaq’s administration. The assailants wielded canes and flogged protesters in front of the Government House while police reportedly failed to intervene. Victims, including elderly women, recounted ongoing kidnappings of family members and accused state authorities of inaction. This incident follows similar attacks on peaceful protesters in Ilorin earlier in 2025, highlighting growing public concern over security failures. @
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  • We received a complaint from one of the boys who said he was deceived into the apartment which he later discovered to be Hustlers Kingdom (HK) and whenever they don't get a paying client, they use a cane (koboko) to flog them. You need to see the boy's back.
    We received a complaint from one of the boys who said he was deceived into the apartment which he later discovered to be Hustlers Kingdom (HK) and whenever they don't get a paying client, they use a cane (koboko) to flog them. You need to see the boy's back.
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  • Soldiers caught on video flogging dog for eating ₦5,000 meat.

    A disturbing video has gone viral on social media showing Nigerian soldiers hanging a dog and mercilessly punishing it for eating their meat.

    In the video, the dog is seen tied and hung from the roof while a soldier in uniform repeatedly flogs it, as another soldier records the incident on a mobile phone.

    While meting out the punishment, one of the soldiers was heard saying, “only you don chop N5000 meat.”

    Photo credit: screenshot from the video
    Despite the continuous flogging, the dog made no sound and remained hanging helplessly throughout the ordeal.

    Soldiers caught on video flogging dog for eating ₦5,000 meat. A disturbing video has gone viral on social media showing Nigerian soldiers hanging a dog and mercilessly punishing it for eating their meat. In the video, the dog is seen tied and hung from the roof while a soldier in uniform repeatedly flogs it, as another soldier records the incident on a mobile phone. While meting out the punishment, one of the soldiers was heard saying, “only you don chop N5000 meat.” Photo credit: screenshot from the video Despite the continuous flogging, the dog made no sound and remained hanging helplessly throughout the ordeal.
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  • University Lecturer who beat up female student for snatching daughter's lover, sent prison.

    A senior lecturer at the Federal University of Lafia, Dr Fred Ayokahi, has been sentenced to six months’ imprisonment for assaulting a 20-year-old student, Blessing Mathias. He had been captured on camera on camera alongside his children assaulting the young woman. While he was given a 6 months jail time, his kids are on probation.

    A lecturer at the Federal University of Lafia (FULAFIA), Fred Ayokhai, has been jailed for assaulting a female student, Blessing Mathias, who allegedly snatched his daughter’s lover.

    Recall that there was a viral video in October 2022, where Ayokhai molested Blessing by ripping off her singlet with scissors.Mathias was also flogged and dropped off naked in the bush.

    Ayokhai and his daughter Emmanuella were subsequently detained by the police for allegedly planning the assault on Mathias for “snatching” her partner. The lecturer was accused with criminal conspiracy, burglary, kidnapping, voluntarily causing great bodily injury without provocation, and assault.

    His children, Bob-Praise, and Saint-Dan were added to the lawsuit as the second, third, and fourth defendants.AU Idris, the defendants’ attorney, addressed the court with an offer for a plea bargain despite the fact that the defendants had entered a not guilty plea during the prosecution.

    In his ruling on Thursday, Solomon Ayenajeh, the presiding judge of the Nasarawa State High Court, found the first defendant guilty and sentenced him to six months in prison for criminal conspiracy and an additional six months for assault.The charges are to run concurrently.

    The judge added that the six months that Ayokhai spent in the Nigeria Correctional Service’s (NCoS) custody will be counted.In his decision about the children’s offense, the judge stated that given their age, they would be placed on probation for six months.

    The judge said they will be punished with keeping the premises of the Nasarawa State High Court clean during their sentence.Ayenajeh also directed the third defendant, Bob-Praise, to shave his dreadlocks.

    In his speech, Ayokhai thanked the judge and parties in the matter for the consideration and the leniency accorded him. He added that he has taken steps to recompense the victim as part of the plea bargain arrangement.
    University Lecturer who beat up female student for snatching daughter's lover, sent prison. A senior lecturer at the Federal University of Lafia, Dr Fred Ayokahi, has been sentenced to six months’ imprisonment for assaulting a 20-year-old student, Blessing Mathias. He had been captured on camera on camera alongside his children assaulting the young woman. While he was given a 6 months jail time, his kids are on probation. A lecturer at the Federal University of Lafia (FULAFIA), Fred Ayokhai, has been jailed for assaulting a female student, Blessing Mathias, who allegedly snatched his daughter’s lover. Recall that there was a viral video in October 2022, where Ayokhai molested Blessing by ripping off her singlet with scissors.Mathias was also flogged and dropped off naked in the bush. Ayokhai and his daughter Emmanuella were subsequently detained by the police for allegedly planning the assault on Mathias for “snatching” her partner. The lecturer was accused with criminal conspiracy, burglary, kidnapping, voluntarily causing great bodily injury without provocation, and assault. His children, Bob-Praise, and Saint-Dan were added to the lawsuit as the second, third, and fourth defendants.AU Idris, the defendants’ attorney, addressed the court with an offer for a plea bargain despite the fact that the defendants had entered a not guilty plea during the prosecution. In his ruling on Thursday, Solomon Ayenajeh, the presiding judge of the Nasarawa State High Court, found the first defendant guilty and sentenced him to six months in prison for criminal conspiracy and an additional six months for assault.The charges are to run concurrently. The judge added that the six months that Ayokhai spent in the Nigeria Correctional Service’s (NCoS) custody will be counted.In his decision about the children’s offense, the judge stated that given their age, they would be placed on probation for six months. The judge said they will be punished with keeping the premises of the Nasarawa State High Court clean during their sentence.Ayenajeh also directed the third defendant, Bob-Praise, to shave his dreadlocks. In his speech, Ayokhai thanked the judge and parties in the matter for the consideration and the leniency accorded him. He added that he has taken steps to recompense the victim as part of the plea bargain arrangement.
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  • News Brief: Imo Family Accuses FCID Abuja of Cover-Up in Alleged Murder Case

    The Iwuajoku family of Amankwo Alaenyi Ogwa, Mbaitoli LGA, Imo State, has accused the Force Criminal Investigation Department (FCID), Abuja, of shielding suspects linked to the killing of their son, Boma Iwuajoku.

    According to the family, Boma was tied to a tree and flogged to death on July 5, 2023, by native doctor Lawrence Odunze and his associates, who accused him of stealing ₦1.5 million. Police later recovered a human head and legs from Odunze’s home during investigations.

    The family alleges that FCID Abuja, led by Inspector Chikezie Egbulefu, took over the case from SCID Owerri, released the suspects, and abandoned the file.

    They have petitioned the Inspector General of Police to return the case to SCID Owerri or personally supervise the investigation to ensure justice.

    #JusticeForBoma #ImoState #PoliceAccountability
    News Brief: Imo Family Accuses FCID Abuja of Cover-Up in Alleged Murder Case The Iwuajoku family of Amankwo Alaenyi Ogwa, Mbaitoli LGA, Imo State, has accused the Force Criminal Investigation Department (FCID), Abuja, of shielding suspects linked to the killing of their son, Boma Iwuajoku. According to the family, Boma was tied to a tree and flogged to death on July 5, 2023, by native doctor Lawrence Odunze and his associates, who accused him of stealing ₦1.5 million. Police later recovered a human head and legs from Odunze’s home during investigations. The family alleges that FCID Abuja, led by Inspector Chikezie Egbulefu, took over the case from SCID Owerri, released the suspects, and abandoned the file. They have petitioned the Inspector General of Police to return the case to SCID Owerri or personally supervise the investigation to ensure justice. #JusticeForBoma #ImoState #PoliceAccountability
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  • News Brief: Parents Defending Pastor Arrested for Child Abuse Need Counselling – NAPTIP

    NAPTIP Rivers State says parents defending a pastor who flogged children during a “spiritual cleansing” need counselling.
    The pastor, Ifediorah Joseph, was arrested for abusing minors in a three-day programme involving beatings, pigeon blood, water, and palm fruit.
    Some parents, claiming they consented to the act, even celebrated at the police station after his arrest.
    NAPTIP’s Nwamaka Ikediashi stressed that both the children and their parents are victims and that awareness is key to preventing such abuse.

    #ChildProtection #NAPTIP #EndChildAbuse #RiversState
    News Brief: Parents Defending Pastor Arrested for Child Abuse Need Counselling – NAPTIP NAPTIP Rivers State says parents defending a pastor who flogged children during a “spiritual cleansing” need counselling. The pastor, Ifediorah Joseph, was arrested for abusing minors in a three-day programme involving beatings, pigeon blood, water, and palm fruit. Some parents, claiming they consented to the act, even celebrated at the police station after his arrest. NAPTIP’s Nwamaka Ikediashi stressed that both the children and their parents are victims and that awareness is key to preventing such abuse. #ChildProtection #NAPTIP #EndChildAbuse #RiversState
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  • Rivers Pastor Who Was Caught On Tape Using Pigeon Blood And Palm Fronds On Minors During A 'Deliverance Session' Speaks.

    The now-viral video shows children, aged between five and nine, being struck with palm tree leaves by the cleric during the deliverance ceremony.
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    Police officers in Rivers State have paraded a pastor and two church leaders captured in a viral video flogging a group of minors during what they described as a “spiritual cleansing” ceremony.

    The now-viral video shows children, aged between five and nine, being struck with palm tree leaves by the cleric during the deliverance ceremony.

    In the footage, the cleric was filmed whipping each child multiple times before handing them over to another church member, who directs them to a separate group described as “cleansed.”

    According to the clergyman, the deliverance session was carried out on the children according to the directive of the Holy Spirit.

    He said the decision to put some pigeon blood into a bucket of water and the sprinkle on the minors was a directive from the Holy Spirit.

    ‘’It was a directive from the Holy Spirit. It was not carried out carnally or by anyone's inspiration but according to Spiritual inspiration'. It was a directive from the ‘Holy Spirit’'

    The parents of the children stormed the police station to show solidarity to their pastor. They claim they willingly handed over their children to their pastor as instructed by the Holy Spirit so he can purify them and avert death, disaster and other vices.

    Rivers Pastor Who Was Caught On Tape Using Pigeon Blood And Palm Fronds On Minors During A 'Deliverance Session' Speaks. The now-viral video shows children, aged between five and nine, being struck with palm tree leaves by the cleric during the deliverance ceremony. Rivers Pastor Police officers in Rivers State have paraded a pastor and two church leaders captured in a viral video flogging a group of minors during what they described as a “spiritual cleansing” ceremony. The now-viral video shows children, aged between five and nine, being struck with palm tree leaves by the cleric during the deliverance ceremony. In the footage, the cleric was filmed whipping each child multiple times before handing them over to another church member, who directs them to a separate group described as “cleansed.” According to the clergyman, the deliverance session was carried out on the children according to the directive of the Holy Spirit. He said the decision to put some pigeon blood into a bucket of water and the sprinkle on the minors was a directive from the Holy Spirit. ‘’It was a directive from the Holy Spirit. It was not carried out carnally or by anyone's inspiration but according to Spiritual inspiration'. It was a directive from the ‘Holy Spirit’' The parents of the children stormed the police station to show solidarity to their pastor. They claim they willingly handed over their children to their pastor as instructed by the Holy Spirit so he can purify them and avert death, disaster and other vices.
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  • Rivers Police Arrest Pastor for Flogging 20 Children for ‘Spiritual Cleansing’.

    Police in Rivers State have arrested Pastor Ifediorah Onyeibor Joseph for allegedly subjecting children, including minors, to inhumane treatment.

    Command spokesperson SP Grace Iringe-Oko said in a statement that 20 children were rescued after a disturbing video of the incident surfaced online.

    According to police, the pastor had gathered the children for a three-day “spiritual cleaning” programme in his church, claiming the Holy Spirit inspired him to carry out the exercise.

    “Upon receiving the information, operatives of the Rivers State Police Command, through coordinated intelligence, arrested the pastor and several church members at the scene,” Iringe-Oko said.

    She added that an investigation is ongoing to determine the full circumstances of the incident, with further updates to follow.
    Rivers Police Arrest Pastor for Flogging 20 Children for ‘Spiritual Cleansing’. Police in Rivers State have arrested Pastor Ifediorah Onyeibor Joseph for allegedly subjecting children, including minors, to inhumane treatment. Command spokesperson SP Grace Iringe-Oko said in a statement that 20 children were rescued after a disturbing video of the incident surfaced online. According to police, the pastor had gathered the children for a three-day “spiritual cleaning” programme in his church, claiming the Holy Spirit inspired him to carry out the exercise. “Upon receiving the information, operatives of the Rivers State Police Command, through coordinated intelligence, arrested the pastor and several church members at the scene,” Iringe-Oko said. She added that an investigation is ongoing to determine the full circumstances of the incident, with further updates to follow.
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  • Cleric & Church Leaders Arrested for Flogging Unclad Children in ‘Spiritual Cleansing’ Ritual

    The Nigeria Police Force has arrested a pastor and two church leaders after a disturbing viral video showed them flogging unclad children, aged between 5 and 9 years, during a so-called “spiritual cleansing ceremony.”

    In the footage, the children were beaten multiple times with palm tree leaves on their bare skin, then handed over to a separate group labeled as “cleansed.” Shockingly, this act took place in the presence of their parents, who reportedly approved the ritual.

    Those arrested include Pastor Ifediorah Joseph, church welfare secretary Promise Nwikegha, and minister Deborah Ohia, according to Akpo Lewis, DPO of Eneka Police Station.

    The incident has sparked outrage nationwide, with many calling for justice for the children and stronger laws to protect minors from harmful cultural or religious practices.

    #ChildAbuse #JusticeForChildren #PoliceArrest #StopChildAbuse #HumanRights
    Cleric & Church Leaders Arrested for Flogging Unclad Children in ‘Spiritual Cleansing’ Ritual The Nigeria Police Force has arrested a pastor and two church leaders after a disturbing viral video showed them flogging unclad children, aged between 5 and 9 years, during a so-called “spiritual cleansing ceremony.” In the footage, the children were beaten multiple times with palm tree leaves on their bare skin, then handed over to a separate group labeled as “cleansed.” Shockingly, this act took place in the presence of their parents, who reportedly approved the ritual. Those arrested include Pastor Ifediorah Joseph, church welfare secretary Promise Nwikegha, and minister Deborah Ohia, according to Akpo Lewis, DPO of Eneka Police Station. The incident has sparked outrage nationwide, with many calling for justice for the children and stronger laws to protect minors from harmful cultural or religious practices. #ChildAbuse #JusticeForChildren #PoliceArrest #StopChildAbuse #HumanRights
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  • Trending Video: A man brutally flogs his wife with a cutlass and brutalizes her old mother who tried to help
    Trending Video: A man brutally flogs his wife with a cutlass and brutalizes her old mother who tried to help 💔💔
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  • JUST IN: Abuja Magistrate Court Judge Sentences Young Man To Public Flogging For Fighting A Pr0st!tut€.
    JUST IN: Abuja Magistrate Court Judge Sentences Young Man To Public Flogging For Fighting A Pr0st!tut€.
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  • Nigerian parents will flog you for failing math but can’t even solve it themselves.
    Drop your funniest ‘African parent’ experience below.
    Nigerian parents will flog you for failing math but can’t even solve it themselves. 😂😂 Drop your funniest ‘African parent’ experience below.👇”
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  • The 22 lies I remember our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa

    1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll d!e.

    2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

    3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

    4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.

    5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

    6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

    7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

    8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

    9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.

    10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

    11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

    12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

    13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

    14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

    15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

    16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

    17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.

    18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

    19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

    20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost

    21. If you wash your your plate immediately after eating wash away what you eat.

    22 that we are one

    Don't spoil the fun...if you have extra, add at the comments
    The 22 lies I remember our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂 1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll d!e. 2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back. 3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails. 4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth. 5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match. 6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits. 7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them. 8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood. 9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some. 10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore. 11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process. 12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush. 13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth. 14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach. 15. The coconut water is only for the elders. 16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy. 17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents. 18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off. 19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away. 20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost 21. If you wash your your plate immediately after eating wash away what you eat. 22 that we are one Don't spoil the fun...if you have extra, add at the comments 😂
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  • The 22 lies I remember our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa

    1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll d!e.

    2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

    3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

    4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.

    5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

    6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

    7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

    8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

    9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.

    10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

    11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

    12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

    13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

    14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

    15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

    16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

    17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.

    18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

    19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

    20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost

    21. If you wash your your plate immediately after eating wash away what you eat.

    22 that we are one

    Don't spoil the fun...if you have extra, add at the comments
    The 22 lies I remember our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂 1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll d!e. 2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back. 3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails. 4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth. 5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match. 6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits. 7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them. 8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood. 9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some. 10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore. 11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process. 12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush. 13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth. 14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach. 15. The coconut water is only for the elders. 16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy. 17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents. 18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off. 19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away. 20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost 21. If you wash your your plate immediately after eating wash away what you eat. 22 that we are one Don't spoil the fun...if you have extra, add at the comments 😂
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  • Afternoon jokes

    I was asked to go and give my sister her launch food at their school.
    So,I took a bike that carried me straight to the school gate.
    Then I entered with full confidence searching for my sister's classroom.
    I was walking from hall to hall until I met someone who now directed me to her class.
    On getting there,I found them all kneeling down with their hands raised upwards.
    "So,none of you in this class can tell me the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked.
    "What a shame,
    I will make sure that you all will remain like this until your parents come to bail you out.
    If you can't answer this simple question,then what are you here for?"
    It was at this moment that I raised my hands through the window.
    "Hey,what are you doing outside there?
    And where is your school uniform?"The teacher asked.
    I felt so nervous as I began to explain myself.
    I told the teacher that my sister was in that class and that I had come to give her lunch food.
    "Are you aware that your sister does not know anything?"The teacher asked.
    "Yes nah,"I replied
    "I have been trying to teach her something but her bum bum is more important to her.
    Girls of nowadays!"
    My sister was showing me a punch,she was signalling to me that she would beat me up when she returned home.
    "Boy,can you tell us the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked.
    "Wait,is that why they are all kneeling down?"I asked.
    "Shame on you all,small noun,you students cannot answer.
    It's a very big shame."I said to them, mockingly.
    "Wait,before you answer the question,You have to fl#og them all,ten lashes each.
    When you are done with that,you will now eat all their lunch foods.
    Yes, because a student that cannot define noun,is not worthy of food."The teacher said.
    I had to start with my sister first,
    "Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,"on her back and she jumped up and ran out of the class.
    "You better come back,it's remaining nine."I said.
    I kept going from seat to seat, giving them ten ten lashes each, until they have all been flogged.
    Some were crying and scratching their buttocks.
    While others were sitting in a basin of water to cool their buttocks.
    Then it was time for food enjoyment.
    I started with those that have chicken,and I ate everything including the bones.
    I did not want anything to waste.
    By the time,I was done with their foods,my stomach had already swollen up like a pregnant woman.
    "So,my boy,what is the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked with smile on his face.
    Is it in English or French?"I asked still picking my teeth with tooth pick.
    I was trying to remove the pieces of meat stuck between my teeth.
    "Okay,there are many definition of a noun,infact,there are like five hundred different definitions,but I will have to break it down to you.
    Noun is like an action word.
    It's telling you to do something fast fast.
    I am going too deep for you students,
    don't worry,let me make it simple for you to understand.
    "A noun is a now now!
    Say it!"
    "A noun is a now now"They all replied still scratching their buttocks.
    "Come here now now!"
    "Come here now now!"They replied.
    "You see,very simple.
    So,any sentence that has a now now in it is a example of a noun!"
    "Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
    a long cane landed on my ear and I didn't know when I jumped the window.
    "So you are one of them?"The teacher said.
    "You guys should catch that boy for me."
    He commanded,and immediately,about fifty students began chasing after me.
    My sister dived a full length and grabbed me by the waist.
    She took it so personal and I don't know why.
    "I don catch am oh!"She screamed as other students joined in to lift me off the ground.
    My leg did not touch ground again until I entered the classroom.
    "My slippers,let me bring my slippers!"I shouted but none of them paid attention to what I was saying.
    Those chickens that I ate,E pain them well well!Not to talk of the ten ten lashes,I gave to them each.
    "Now,there are fifty students in the classroom."The angry teacher said.
    "And they are all going to give you ten ten lashes each,which is a total of five hundred lashes on your buttocks!"
    Immediately,I heard five hundred,I just closed my eyes and fainted.
    Inside my fainting,I also fainted and inside the other fainting,I fainted too.
    They are still in the class waiting for me to wake up.
    Please my brothers and sisters and sweethearts,what should I do at this very moment?
    @Joemanda
    Afternoon jokes 🤣 🤣 I was asked to go and give my sister her launch food at their school. So,I took a bike that carried me straight to the school gate. Then I entered with full confidence searching for my sister's classroom. I was walking from hall to hall until I met someone who now directed me to her class. On getting there,I found them all kneeling down with their hands raised upwards. "So,none of you in this class can tell me the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked. "What a shame, I will make sure that you all will remain like this until your parents come to bail you out. If you can't answer this simple question,then what are you here for?" It was at this moment that I raised my hands through the window. "Hey,what are you doing outside there? And where is your school uniform?"The teacher asked. I felt so nervous as I began to explain myself. I told the teacher that my sister was in that class and that I had come to give her lunch food. "Are you aware that your sister does not know anything?"The teacher asked. "Yes nah,"I replied "I have been trying to teach her something but her bum bum is more important to her. Girls of nowadays!" My sister was showing me a punch,she was signalling to me that she would beat me up when she returned home. "Boy,can you tell us the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked. "Wait,is that why they are all kneeling down?"I asked. "Shame on you all,small noun,you students cannot answer. It's a very big shame."I said to them, mockingly. "Wait,before you answer the question,You have to fl#og them all,ten lashes each. When you are done with that,you will now eat all their lunch foods. Yes, because a student that cannot define noun,is not worthy of food."The teacher said. I had to start with my sister first, "Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,"on her back and she jumped up and ran out of the class. "You better come back,it's remaining nine."I said. I kept going from seat to seat, giving them ten ten lashes each, until they have all been flogged. Some were crying and scratching their buttocks. While others were sitting in a basin of water to cool their buttocks. Then it was time for food enjoyment. I started with those that have chicken,and I ate everything including the bones. I did not want anything to waste. By the time,I was done with their foods,my stomach had already swollen up like a pregnant woman. "So,my boy,what is the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked with smile on his face. Is it in English or French?"I asked still picking my teeth with tooth pick. I was trying to remove the pieces of meat stuck between my teeth. "Okay,there are many definition of a noun,infact,there are like five hundred different definitions,but I will have to break it down to you. Noun is like an action word. It's telling you to do something fast fast. I am going too deep for you students, don't worry,let me make it simple for you to understand. "A noun is a now now! Say it!" "A noun is a now now"They all replied still scratching their buttocks. "Come here now now!" "Come here now now!"They replied. "You see,very simple. So,any sentence that has a now now in it is a example of a noun!" "Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" a long cane landed on my ear and I didn't know when I jumped the window. "So you are one of them?"The teacher said. "You guys should catch that boy for me." He commanded,and immediately,about fifty students began chasing after me. My sister dived a full length and grabbed me by the waist. She took it so personal and I don't know why. "I don catch am oh!"She screamed as other students joined in to lift me off the ground. My leg did not touch ground again until I entered the classroom. "My slippers,let me bring my slippers!"I shouted but none of them paid attention to what I was saying. Those chickens that I ate,E pain them well well!Not to talk of the ten ten lashes,I gave to them each. "Now,there are fifty students in the classroom."The angry teacher said. "And they are all going to give you ten ten lashes each,which is a total of five hundred lashes on your buttocks!" Immediately,I heard five hundred,I just closed my eyes and fainted. Inside my fainting,I also fainted and inside the other fainting,I fainted too. They are still in the class waiting for me to wake up. Please my brothers and sisters and sweethearts,what should I do at this very moment? @Joemanda
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