Afternoon jokes 🤣 🤣 I was asked to go and give my sister her launch food at their school. So,I took a bike that carried me straight to the school gate. Then I entered with full confidence searching for my sister's classroom. I was walking from hall to hall until I met someone who now directed me to her class. On getting there,I found them all kneeling down with their hands raised upwards. "So,none of you in this class can tell me the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked. "What a shame, I will make sure that you all will remain like this until your parents come to bail you out. If you can't answer this simple question,then what are you here for?" It was at this moment that I raised my hands through the window. "Hey,what are you doing outside there? And where is your school uniform?"The teacher asked. I felt so nervous as I began to explain myself. I told the teacher that my sister was in that class and that I had come to give her lunch food. "Are you aware that your sister does not know anything?"The teacher asked. "Yes nah,"I replied "I have been trying to teach her something but her bum bum is more important to her. Girls of nowadays!" My sister was showing me a punch,she was signalling to me that she would beat me up when she returned home. "Boy,can you tell us the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked. "Wait,is that why they are all kneeling down?"I asked. "Shame on you all,small noun,you students cannot answer. It's a very big shame."I said to them, mockingly. "Wait,before you answer the question,You have to fl#og them all,ten lashes each. When you are done with that,you will now eat all their lunch foods. Yes, because a student that cannot define noun,is not worthy of food."The teacher said. I had to start with my sister first, "Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,"on her back and she jumped up and ran out of the class. "You better come back,it's remaining nine."I said. I kept going from seat to seat, giving them ten ten lashes each, until they have all been flogged. Some were crying and scratching their buttocks. While others were sitting in a basin of water to cool their buttocks. Then it was time for food enjoyment. I started with those that have chicken,and I ate everything including the bones. I did not want anything to waste. By the time,I was done with their foods,my stomach had already swollen up like a pregnant woman. "So,my boy,what is the meaning of a noun?"The teacher asked with smile on his face. Is it in English or French?"I asked still picking my teeth with tooth pick. I was trying to remove the pieces of meat stuck between my teeth. "Okay,there are many definition of a noun,infact,there are like five hundred different definitions,but I will have to break it down to you. Noun is like an action word. It's telling you to do something fast fast. I am going too deep for you students, don't worry,let me make it simple for you to understand. "A noun is a now now! Say it!" "A noun is a now now"They all replied still scratching their buttocks. "Come here now now!" "Come here now now!"They replied. "You see,very simple. So,any sentence that has a now now in it is a example of a noun!" "Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" a long cane landed on my ear and I didn't know when I jumped the window. "So you are one of them?"The teacher said. "You guys should catch that boy for me." He commanded,and immediately,about fifty students began chasing after me. My sister dived a full length and grabbed me by the waist. She took it so personal and I don't know why. "I don catch am oh!"She screamed as other students joined in to lift me off the ground. My leg did not touch ground again until I entered the classroom. "My slippers,let me bring my slippers!"I shouted but none of them paid attention to what I was saying. Those chickens that I ate,E pain them well well!Not to talk of the ten ten lashes,I gave to them each. "Now,there are fifty students in the classroom."The angry teacher said. "And they are all going to give you ten ten lashes each,which is a total of five hundred lashes on your buttocks!" Immediately,I heard five hundred,I just closed my eyes and fainted. Inside my fainting,I also fainted and inside the other fainting,I fainted too. They are still in the class waiting for me to wake up. Please my brothers and sisters and sweethearts,what should I do at this very moment? @Joemanda