Kano Family Massacre: Police Arrest Woman’s Nephew as Prime Suspect in Killing of Housewife, Six Children

The Kano State Police Command has arrested three suspects over the brutal murder of a housewife and her six children in Dorayi Chiranchi, Kano. Police identified the victim’s 23-year-old nephew, Umar Auwalu, as the prime suspect, alleging he confessed to masterminding the attack. Two others, Isyaku “Chebe” Yakubu and Yakubu “Wawo” Abdulaziz, were also arrested during an intelligence-led operation ordered by the IGP. Authorities recovered bloodstained clothes, phones, weapons and cash, as investigations continue to uncover the full extent of the crime.

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Kano Police Arrest Three Suspects Over Brutal Murder of Housewife and Six Children

Kano State Police have arrested three suspects—Umar Auwalu, Isyaku Yakubu (“Chebe”), and Yakubu Abdulaziz (“Wawo”)—linked to the killing of a housewife and her six children in Dorayi Chiranchi Quarters. The operation, led by the Inspector-General of Police and coordinated by the state Commissioner, followed a distress call and intelligence-led investigation. Auwalu, nephew of the deceased, confessed, and police recovered weapons, stolen items, and blood-stained clothing. Investigations continue to uncover further accomplices and past crimes allegedly committed by the syndicate.

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Wahala Don Set Oo! Nigerian BEA Scholar in Hungary Faces Expulsion Over Unpaid $10,450 Allowance

Wahala don really set for abroad oo! A Nigerian postgraduate student studying in Hungary under the Federal Government’s Bilateral Education Agreement (BEA) scholarship has raised alarm after spending over one year without receiving a single kobo of his approved allowances. Now, he is facing possible expulsion and homelessness because his residence permit is about to expire.

The student, Oluwasegun Michael Ogundele of the University of Pannonia, has petitioned the House of Representatives Committee on Student Loans, Scholarships, and Higher Education Financing, crying out that since he resumed studies in September 2024, the Federal Scholarship Board (FSB) and the Federal Ministry of Education have failed to pay any of the funds promised under his scholarship.

According to him, the agreement between the Nigerian and Hungarian governments clearly stated his entitlements, yet nothing has been paid till date. These include a $6,000 yearly allowance, $250 for warm clothing, $200 for health insurance, a N100,000 take-off grant, a $1,000 postgraduate research grant, and a return ticket to Nigeria. In total, the unpaid money now stands at $10,450.

Ogundele said the situation has pushed him into serious hardship. For the past 18 months, he has survived only on a small monthly stipend of about €110 from Hungary’s Tempus Scholarship Foundation. He described his condition as one of illness, emotional trauma, and constant anxiety about basic survival.

“My academic performance and mental health have suffered. I am constantly worried about how to eat, pay bills, and remain legal in this country,” he said.

The wahala no end there. His programme is expected to finish by January 30, 2026, while his residence permit expires the very next day. Yet, he has no money to buy a ticket back to Nigeria. His passage allowance of $2,500, which should help him return home, has also not been paid.

He further revealed that he has not taken up any paid job because scholarship rules forbid it. Still, despite obeying all conditions, the government has failed to honour its own agreement.

In his petition, Ogundele begged the House Committee to urgently intervene and ensure immediate payment of all outstanding entitlements. He warned that his case is not isolated, stating that many Nigerian students abroad under the BEA scheme are suffering in silence. Some, according to him, have taken degrading jobs to survive, while others have reportedly died due to stress and untreated illnesses.

“Many of us are being treated like beggars abroad. We are looked down upon, and it has destroyed our dignity as Nigerians. The suffering imposed on us is unimaginable,” he wrote.

The matter has also drawn political attention. Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar recently accused the Tinubu administration of abandoning Nigerian students under the BEA programme, saying over 1,600 students abroad are owed stipends and have been left stranded.

However, the Federal Government has denied abandoning students, stating that funding delays were due to fiscal constraints and that it remains committed to students already enrolled. The Ministry of Education also disclosed that no new bilateral scholarships were awarded in 2025, as Nigeria now claims it has enough local capacity to train students at home.

But for students like Ogundele, policy explanations no dey stop hunger.

As his deadline approaches and eviction looms, Nigerians are now asking: how can a government send students abroad in the name of national development, then leave them to suffer alone?

One thing be sure: wahala don set oo for this BEA scholarship matter—and everybody dey watch how government go respond.

Why Was a Woman’s Home Burnt for Worshipping Osun in Kwara, Why Were Suspects Freed, and Has Religious Extremism Now Replaced Justice in Ilorin?

A disturbing case of alleged religious persecution has emerged from Ilorin, Kwara State, where a traditional worshipper, Mrs. T.A. Olorisha, says her home was deliberately set ablaze because of her faith, while suspects arrested over the incident were later released by the police. The traumatised woman has now issued a desperate plea for help, warning that she may take her own life if justice is not served.

According to Olorisha, she had lived peacefully for years in the Isalẹ Koko area of Ilorin until community members allegedly targeted her over her devotion to Osun, a deity in Yoruba traditional religion. In an emotional video, she recounted how she was summoned to a meeting weeks before the incident, where nine men reportedly told her that an Islamic cleric (“Alfa”) had declared that traditional worshippers were no longer welcome in the community.

She said she challenged the claim and demanded to meet the cleric face-to-face, insisting she had done nothing wrong. Instead, the men allegedly threatened her, warning that she should either comply or face consequences. Olorisha recalled that one man openly asked what would happen if her house was burnt, while a police officer present advised restraint and later warned the men against causing trouble.

However, while Olorisha travelled to her hometown to attend a traditional festival, her house was allegedly set on fire on January 1, 2026. The blaze destroyed all her belongings, including livestock, leaving her homeless and destitute. She says she has since been moving around in a single piece of clothing, struggling to survive.

Her anguish deepened when she learned that suspects initially arrested over the arson had been released, raising fears of intimidation and impunity. In a tearful appeal, she called on Nigerians—especially traditional worshippers—to intervene on her behalf, saying she has nowhere else to turn. She warned that continued abandonment and injustice could push her to suicide.

SaharaReporters previously reported that three men were arrested in connection with the attack, and the Kwara State Police Command acknowledged awareness of the case. Yet the alleged release of suspects has intensified public concern about whether law enforcement is willing—or able—to confront religious extremism.

The incident has drawn strong condemnation from Omoyele Sowore, human rights activist and publisher of SaharaReporters, who described the attack as part of a broader pattern of religious intolerance in Ilorin. He warned that extremists must be stopped immediately and reminded authorities that no individual or group has the right to impose religious beliefs on others. Sowore referenced a similar 2023 case involving traditional religion activist Tani Olohun, arguing that repeated failures to enforce the law embolden mobs and radical elements.

This case has now become a national test of Nigeria’s commitment to religious freedom, constitutional rights, and the rule of law. Why was a woman’s home allegedly destroyed for her beliefs? Why were suspects reportedly freed? And how long will religious intolerance be allowed to override justice in a democratic society?

For many Nigerians, Olorisha’s plea is not just about one victim—it is about whether the state can still protect citizens from persecution based on faith, or whether silence and inaction will continue to empower extremism.

Babcock University Bans Beards, Dreadlocks, Body-Hugging Clothes, and ‘Hair-Pass’ Documents; Threatens Sanctions for Violations

Babcock University has announced strict new grooming and dress code regulations for students, ahead of the upcoming academic examinations, warning that violations will attract disciplinary action. The university’s Vice President for Student Development, Olanivi Arije, stated that all so-called “hair passes” — documents allegedly permitting unapproved hairstyles — are now nullified and illegal. Students in possession of these passes are directed to discontinue their use immediately, as relying on them will result in investigation and sanctions.

Under the revised regulations, male students are prohibited from wearing voluminous or unkempt hair, beards, or dreadlocks, while female students must avoid extreme, indecent, or inconsistent hairstyles. In addition, dress restrictions include body-hugging clothes, sleeveless tops, sagging or baggy trousers, walk-out wear, bubu, dansiki, joggers, and sportswear, which are not permitted on campus during certain periods. Tying scarves to official academic or corporate wear is also banned at designated times.

The university emphasized that all students are expected to fully comply with these rules at the start of the second semester in January. The management stressed that excuses, appeals, or ignorance will not be entertained, and violators will face inevitable disciplinary consequences.

This policy aims to enforce discipline, uniformity, and decorum on campus, ensuring that students maintain a professional and appropriate appearance during academic activities. The announcement has sparked discussion among students and social media users, some of whom expressed concern over the strictness of the rules, while others support the move as a step toward maintaining institutional standards.

Babcock University’s move highlights the growing trend among educational institutions in Nigeria to regulate student grooming and dress codes, balancing individual expression with campus decorum and institutional expectations.

Ondo State Judiciary Paralyzed as Governor Aiyedatiwa Faces Criticism Over Poor Welfare, Financial Autonomy Issues; JUSUN Joins Strike Shutting Courts in Akure

The Ondo State judiciary has been brought to a standstill following a strike by magistrates, presidents of Grade ‘A’ customary courts, and legal research officers, citing poor welfare conditions, unfulfilled promises, and the refusal of financial autonomy under Governor Lucky Aiyedatiwa.
The strike escalated when judiciary workers locked judges out of court facilities in Akure, shutting down the Ondo State Judiciary Headquarters. The Judiciary Staff Union of Nigeria (JUSUN) subsequently joined the industrial action, further crippling court operations across the state.
Sources revealed that many magistrates face severe hardships, including inadequate clothing, lack of official vehicles, and difficulty meeting basic daily needs. The strike highlights the pressing demand for improved welfare, autonomy, and government accountability to uphold the independence and dignity of Ondo State’s judiciary.

‘I’m Left With Only the Clothes I Wore’: Survivor Recounts Niger State Terror Attack as Over 40 Killed and Many Abducted in Kasuwar Daji

A survivor of the deadly terror attack in Kasuwar Daji, Borgu Local Government Area of Niger State, has narrated the harrowing ordeal that left over 40 people dead and many others abducted, including women, children, and the elderly. Mohammed Suleiman, one of the victims, said the attackers destroyed everything the community depended on for survival, leaving residents destitute and traumatised.

Speaking in a video shared online, Suleiman revealed that farmlands, food stores, and harvested crops such as rice, maize, guinea corn, and sugar cane were completely burnt during the coordinated assault, which involved machetes, gunfire, and arson. He lamented that he was left with only the clothes he wore during the attack, with no footwear or personal belongings remaining.

According to eyewitness accounts, the assailants, believed to have emerged from the Kainji Lake National Park forest, launched the attack in the late afternoon and continued into the night, setting homes, markets, and food reserves ablaze. Several villagers, including children and elderly residents, were reportedly rounded up and killed, while others were taken away by the attackers.

Survivors say the community now faces severe food shortages, with nothing left to feed displaced children and families. Suleiman and other affected residents are appealing for urgent government intervention, calling for improved security, humanitarian assistance, and long-term solutions as fear and trauma continue to grip Kasuwar Daji and surrounding communities.

Heartbreaking Last Words of Businessman Trapped in Lagos Great Nigeria Building Fire Emerge as Victim Dies Under Rubble

Tragedy struck Lagos Island’s Balogun Market after a devastating fire engulfed the 25-storey Great Nigeria Insurance House plaza, leading to a partial collapse that trapped several traders inside. One of the victims, Nze Obum, a China-based cloth merchant, was later confirmed dead after being buried under the rubble.

Audio recordings of Obum’s final phone calls have since surfaced online, revealing his desperate pleas for rescue as he lay trapped beneath the debris. According to reports, Obum had returned to Nigeria for the Christmas holidays to support his wife, who had just given birth, and to sell goods at the market. He was reportedly retrieving remaining stock from his shop when the building collapsed.

A fellow trader, Zacheaus Afolayan, confirmed Obum’s death, stating that his body was recovered by emergency responders and released to his family for burial in Anambra State. In one of the calls made around 2 a.m., Obum begged not to be abandoned, referencing his young children. A second, weaker call reportedly followed later the same day.

The incident has sparked widespread outrage and grief on social media, with many Nigerians questioning emergency response times and lamenting the state of safety infrastructure in the country. Netizens described the audio as deeply traumatic, urging authorities to place greater value on human life and improve disaster response systems to prevent similar tragedies in the future.

Adamawa’s Lamurde Crisis: Disabled Man Searches for Missing Wife and Children Seven Days After Deadly Communal Clash, Appeals for Urgent Help

The aftermath of the deadly Lamurde communal clash in Adamawa State continues to leave victims traumatised, displaced and uncertain about the fate of their loved ones. The violence, which erupted on December 8 in Lamurde and parts of Demsa Local Government Area, destroyed homes and forced residents to flee for safety, separating many families in the process.

One of the victims, Mr Alfred Pwanadi, a physically disabled man from the Wadukku community, shared his harrowing ordeal after spending seven days searching for his wife and children without success. Speaking to Legit.ng, Pwanadi said his home was burnt during the attack allegedly carried out by rival community members, forcing his family to flee. Since then, he has neither seen nor heard from them and fears they may have been killed or abducted during the violence.

Pwanadi, who has no hands and depends entirely on his family for care, revealed that the crisis disrupted plans for his surgery and left him wandering between Numan and Demsa in search of information. Exhausted, hungry and helpless, he reportedly slept at a pavilion for seven days without food or water before receiving assistance from a nearby church and local residents who provided him with clothes and transport fare.

The traumatised survivor described the emotional pain of losing contact with his family and appealed to the government, community leaders, humanitarian organisations and well-meaning Nigerians for urgent support. He stressed that he is not alone, as many other victims of the Lamurde crisis remain displaced and unsure of their relatives’ whereabouts.

The incident adds to growing concerns over insecurity and communal violence in Adamawa State, as affected communities continue to struggle with loss, fear and uncertainty while calling for relief, reconciliation and lasting peace.

Several Bodies Recovered as Fire Rages for Seventh Day After Partial Collapse of Great Nigeria Insurance (GNI) Building on Lagos Island

Several bodies have been recovered from the rubble of the Great Nigeria Insurance (GNI) House on Martins Street, Lagos Island, as a fire continues to burn seven days after part of the high-rise building collapsed. Emergency responders were seen in a video obtained by SaharaReporters retrieving bodies trapped inside the wreckage amid thick smoke and debris, heightening fears that more victims may still be buried beneath the ruins.

Eyewitnesses at the scene described prolonged panic in the busy commercial district, noting that the fire has been smouldering for days and that the collapse shook nearby buildings. The structure, widely used for warehousing clothing materials, had caught fire on December 24, 2025, disrupting commercial activities in the area. Although the Lagos State Fire and Rescue Service initially reported no casualties when the fire broke out, the ongoing recovery of bodies contradicts earlier assurances and underscores the severity of the incident. Rescue and firefighting operations remain ongoing as authorities battle the persistent blaze and assess the full scale of the tragedy.

Fire Guts Popular Army Arena Market in Oshodi, Lagos, as Traders Panic and Emergency Responders Battle Inferno

A fire outbreak has gutted sections of the popular Army Arena Market along Agege Motor Road in Oshodi, Lagos, throwing traders into panic on Tuesday evening, December 30, 2025. The incident was confirmed by the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA), which stated that emergency responders were swiftly deployed to the scene to contain the inferno. Although the cause of the fire and the extent of damage were yet to be officially disclosed, the incident disrupted commercial activities in the busy area. The outbreak comes days after a similar fire incident at the Great Nigeria Insurance House on Lagos Island, where emergency agencies battled a major blaze that affected a high-rise building used for storing clothing materials. Authorities have continued to urge market operators and building occupants to observe strict fire safety measures to prevent future disasters.

Two Suspects Attempt to Steal ATM on Christmas Eve in White Settlement, Texas; Machine Dragged Through Storefront

Police in White Settlement, Texas, are investigating a failed Christmas Eve ATM theft after two men used a stolen SUV and a metal cable to drag the machine through a convenience store’s glass doors. The ATM became detached during the getaway and was later found abandoned on the I-30 service road. Investigators are using license plate readers and surveillance footage to identify the suspects, described as wearing black clothing, face masks, and orange gloves. Authorities are examining potential links to similar thefts across the Dallas-Fort Worth area and are urging the public to provide tips.

Lagos Governor Sanwo-Olu Condoles Victims Of Great Nigeria House Fire, Visits Balogun As Emergency Agencies Battle Inferno

Lagos State Governor, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, has expressed deep sorrow over the devastating fire outbreak at the Great Nigeria House located in the Balogun area of Lagos Island, describing the incident as painful and distressing for victims and business owners affected by the disaster. The governor conveyed his condolences in a statement shared via his official X (formerly Twitter) handle on Thursday, December 25, 2025.

Sanwo-Olu disclosed that he personally visited the Balogun axis to conduct an on-the-spot assessment of the damage caused by the inferno, stressing that the magnitude of loss suffered by traders and occupants could not be fully conveyed through written reports alone. According to him, witnessing the aftermath firsthand provided a clearer understanding of the pain, destruction, and economic setback faced by those impacted.

The governor commended firefighters, emergency responders, and relevant agencies for their swift and coordinated response, noting that their courage and dedication helped contain the blaze and prevented it from spreading to nearby buildings. He acknowledged that their timely intervention saved lives and reduced what could have been an even more catastrophic incident in the densely populated commercial hub.

Sanwo-Olu assured affected individuals that the Lagos State Government would continue to assess the situation and provide necessary support to victims as recovery efforts progress. Reaffirming the resilience of Lagos residents, he stated that the state has always demonstrated strength in moments of adversity and expressed confidence that the affected community would recover.

The fire outbreak, which reportedly started on the upper floors of the multi-storey Great Nigeria Insurance House, disrupted commercial activities around Martins Street and raised concerns over the safety of goods stored in the building, which is widely used for warehousing clothing materials. Officials from the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency (LASEMA) and the Lagos State Fire and Rescue Service confirmed that several floors were affected, though no casualties had been recorded as of the latest update.

Investigations into the cause of the fire are ongoing, as emergency teams remain on ground to ensure safety and prevent further incidents. Business owners and workers in the area continue to await a clearer assessment of losses amid fears of significant material damage.

Ghanaian Prophet Builds ‘Noah’s Ark’, Warns of 2025 Christmas Flood Despite Biblical Promise

A Ghanaian preacher, popularly known as Prophet Ebo Noah, has sparked widespread debate after completing the construction of a self-styled “Noah’s Ark” and warning that a catastrophic flood would begin on Christmas Day, December 25, 2025. The prophecy, which first gained attention in August 2025 through a viral Instagram video, claims that a divine revelation instructed him to prepare for a three-year rainfall that would submerge the earth.

According to the prophet, the ark he built would serve as the only refuge when the foretold disaster strikes. His declaration drew significant attention and criticism, especially as it appeared to contradict the biblical account in Genesis 9, where God promised never to destroy the earth again by flood, symbolised by the rainbow covenant.

Hours before Christmas, Prophet Noah issued a final update on social media, stating that he had fasted and prayed for three weeks, called on people to repent, and interceded on behalf of Ghana and the world. Dressed in his signature brown sackcloth, he wrote that “whatever happens” was now in God’s hands, reinforcing his belief that events would unfold according to divine will.

The prophecy has generated mixed reactions across social media, with some followers expressing fear and concern, while others dismissed the warning as sensational and unfounded. The episode adds to a growing list of end-of-the-world predictions and apocalyptic prophecies made by religious figures across Africa, particularly during festive seasons.

The development also comes amid renewed public interest in doomsday predictions, following past claims by scientists and clerics about potential global collapse or the end of the world in the coming years. Despite the controversy, no scientific or meteorological authority has supported claims of a Christmas flood, leaving the prophecy firmly in the realm of religious belief and public speculation.

Man Alleges Assault, Illegal Detention, and Reckless Driving by Nigerian Police in Abia

Somto Okonkwo has accused officers of the Nigeria Police Force in Abia State of assault, illegal detention, reckless driving, and damaging his brand-new vehicle while transporting him and his family. Okonkwo claims the officers, allegedly in plain clothes, seized his phone, drove dangerously, and caused an accident, putting lives at risk. He called on the Abia State Government to investigate, hold the officers accountable, and compensate for the damages. The Police Complaint Response Unit (CRU) has responded, requesting further details to investigate the incident.

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Ebonyi Man Arrested For “Looking Like” Murder Suspect Rots In Aba Prison For 13 Years Without Trial

A 55-year-old Ebonyi State indigene, Sunday Anyim, has spent 13 years in detention at the Aba Correctional Centre in Abia State without trial after being arrested in 2012 for allegedly resembling a murder suspect.
According to his lawyer, Barrister Onyekachi Ezedike Hillary, Anyim was arrested at Ehere Market in Aba while selling second-hand clothes (okirika) after travelling from Ebonyi State for business. Police officers reportedly detained him solely on the claim that he looked like a suspect accused of killing a woman on her farmland in Obingwa Local Government Area of Abia State.
Since then, Anyim—married with children—has remained in custody awaiting trial, while his family believed he had died after failing to return home. His case was further stalled after court records were destroyed during the #EndSARS protests in 2020. The lawyer revealed that Anyim recently collapsed in prison and is now critically ill, unable to speak or walk, as efforts intensify to reconnect him with his family and secure his release, raising renewed concerns over prolonged detention, human rights abuse, and Nigeria’s criminal justice system.

Troops of OPHK Foil Terrorist Logistics Movement, Neutralize 17 Insurgents in Coordinated Ambush Operation

Troops of Operation HADIN KAI (OPHK), in collaboration with local vigilante elements, have successfully disrupted a terrorist logistics operation and neutralized multiple insurgents during a well-coordinated long-range ambush as part of current kinetic operations conducted in the early hours of 21 December 2025.

Acting on credible intelligence from own sources regarding the movement of logistics supplies by suspected JAS/ISWAP elements, troops of OPHK and members of the Civilian Joint Task Force (CJTF), supported by local hunters, deployed to a designated interception point between Sojiri and Kayamla villages on the night of 20 December 2025.

At approximately 2:24 a.m. on 21 December, suspected terrorists mounted on bicycles arrived at the location conveying logistics materials, confirming earlier intelligence reports. The troops, positioned in concealed and coordinated formations, engaged the terrorists decisively.

During the ensuing exchange, 17 suspected terrorists were neutralized, while others fled the scene with gunshot wounds. Recovered items included: Several bicycles, Assorted food items, Drugs and medical supplies,Detergents,
Clothing materials, Bicycle tyres,Torch lights and other sundry logistics items, Assorted Weapons of different calibres and ammunition.

Following the successful engagement, the ambush team safely withdrew to its base location at approximately 4:20 a.m. Exploitation and follow-up are on going to further assess the area and deny insurgents freedom of movement.

Troops remain in high morale, with fighting efficiency assessed as strong and unwavering.
This operation underscores the continued effectiveness of intelligence-driven, joint security efforts in degrading terrorist networks and disrupting their sustainment capabilities.

Nigerian Police Inspector Attached to Imo Government House Found Dead in Room, Circumstances Under Investigation

Inspector Ekele Peter, a Nigerian Police officer from Ofante, Kogi State, assigned to the Imo State Government House, was found dead in his room on Friday, December 20, 2025, though he reportedly died on Tuesday. A video obtained by SaharaReporters showed the officer lying unclothed on the floor, and colleagues were seen covering him. The Nigeria Police Force has yet to issue an official statement. The incident comes amid ongoing scrutiny of police operations and internal audits, including a recent case in Niger State where a DSP died during a routine arms audit following suspicions of illegal ammunition dealings. Investigations into Inspector Peter’s death are ongoing.

Troops of Sector 2 of the Nigerian Army in collaboration with Civilian Joint Task Force intercepted two pickup vans conveying assorted items suspected to be logistics supplies for the Islamic State West Africa Province (ISWAP) in Borno State.

Sources told Zagazola Makama that the interception followed credible human intelligence indicating the movement of the items from Dapchi through the Magumeri general area.

According to the source, the troops intercepted the vehicles during the operation and took the drivers into custody for further interrogation.

Items recovered from the two vehicles included 31 spare tyres, 23 spare rims, two bicycles, 12 key starters, three alternators, two bags of flour, one mattress, five bags of charcoal, 34 tubers of yam, two blankets, nylon bags containing garri, adult and children clothing, one power bank, six mobile phones and a cash sum of N92,600.

The source added that the vehicles and recovered items were currently in custody, while investigations were ongoing to determine the extent of the suspects’ involvement and possible links to ISWAP logistics networks.

The troops, the source said, remained committed to disrupting the movement of supplies to terrorist groups and maintaining pressure on criminal elements across the area of responsibility.

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair.

While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.

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